Dear Fat Cat Boss

YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT. YOU DOCK YOUR EMPLOYEES CHECKS, YOU SEXUALLY HARASS YOUR FEMALE STAFF, AND ARE A GENERAL WASTE OF SKIN AND TEETH. YOU ARE THE DUMBEST, SADDEST, MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, AND AN EVEN WORSE MANAGER. I HAVE WATCHED EMPLOYEES ROB YOU BLIND OUT OF SHEER HATRED FOR THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS. YOU SHEISTY MOTHERFUCKER. IT SUCKS THAT YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE ALL LOVELY, GOOD-HEARTED, HARD-WORKING PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY NEED THE PAYCHECKS YOU DOLE OUT, BARELY ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE. NOW I SEE WHY FORMER EMPLOYEES HAVE LAWSUITS PENDING AGAINST YOU. I DON'T WORRY THOUGH. I TAKE A DEEP BREATH, PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE AND PUNCH THAT CLOCK, 'CAUSE KARMA IS A MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER.
AND YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PEON.