While we're waiting.
9 years ago
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Celebrity Rehab 3!
My pre-show synopsis:
Tom Sizemore, that dumb evil little bitch Kari Ann Peniche from last season comes back, Mackenzie Phillips, Dennis Rodman, Heidi Fleiss, are you fucking kidding me?! Oh this shit gonna be goooood! I wonder how many of these D-listers are put up to this by agents who's means are getting their client's name back in the media periphery.
Dennis Rodman: Apparently a court ordered stay. Right off the bat seems a tad brain-dead and totally unresponsive. tough nut to crack, this one.
Mindy Mcready: Country music star I've never heard of. Trainwreck domestic situations. Ugh, girl- dump that zero and find yourself a hero! Doesn't think she's addicted to drugs, but if you can smell a lie or read her face you can see she's bullshitting about something.
Mike Starr: Some dude from Alice in Chains. Fucking free bases heroin and coke with his dad! He seems pretty salvageable. Has a nasty infection abscess near his genital area injection site.
Mackenzie Phillips: Man, what a life! Incest with her father. Sheesh. I'd be doing drugs too. She seems very self composed and self aware despite her tragedy.
Lisa D'Amato (from Top Model): Why was she ever a model? She's got a face like a halibut. Seems more like a party girl that indulges too much who has had some tumults in her past, not an addict. Dr. Drew says: "Using alcohol as a drug to relax, is not a normal relationship to alcohol." What the fuck is? Who drinks JUST because they love the way it tastes? Seriously.
Heidi Fleiss: Bitch's face is meth BUSTED! Dang. She looks like the Crypt Keeper. I can't even comment on her personality 'cuz I can't get over her FACE!
Joey Kovar (from the Real World): Gacked out Guido who's main addiction seems to be hair gel. He has crazy coke eyes! He is a crazy testosterone fueled liability. Has a baby on the way. Wants to get clean for his kid. Well, that's commendable.
Oh man, this gonna be a good one!
Tom Sizemore, that dumb evil little bitch Kari Ann Peniche from last season comes back, Mackenzie Phillips, Dennis Rodman, Heidi Fleiss, are you fucking kidding me?! Oh this shit gonna be goooood! I wonder how many of these D-listers are put up to this by agents who's means are getting their client's name back in the media periphery.
Dennis Rodman: Apparently a court ordered stay. Right off the bat seems a tad brain-dead and totally unresponsive. tough nut to crack, this one.
Mindy Mcready: Country music star I've never heard of. Trainwreck domestic situations. Ugh, girl- dump that zero and find yourself a hero! Doesn't think she's addicted to drugs, but if you can smell a lie or read her face you can see she's bullshitting about something.
Mike Starr: Some dude from Alice in Chains. Fucking free bases heroin and coke with his dad! He seems pretty salvageable. Has a nasty infection abscess near his genital area injection site.
Mackenzie Phillips: Man, what a life! Incest with her father. Sheesh. I'd be doing drugs too. She seems very self composed and self aware despite her tragedy.
Lisa D'Amato (from Top Model): Why was she ever a model? She's got a face like a halibut. Seems more like a party girl that indulges too much who has had some tumults in her past, not an addict. Dr. Drew says: "Using alcohol as a drug to relax, is not a normal relationship to alcohol." What the fuck is? Who drinks JUST because they love the way it tastes? Seriously.
Heidi Fleiss: Bitch's face is meth BUSTED! Dang. She looks like the Crypt Keeper. I can't even comment on her personality 'cuz I can't get over her FACE!
Joey Kovar (from the Real World): Gacked out Guido who's main addiction seems to be hair gel. He has crazy coke eyes! He is a crazy testosterone fueled liability. Has a baby on the way. Wants to get clean for his kid. Well, that's commendable.
Oh man, this gonna be a good one!
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