*POOF*! Be gone.

I wish some people would just drop off the face of the fucking earth. Or go live on a remote island somewhere completely out of my periphery. Mostly I wish I didn't feel like a caged animal every time I saw them, which is inevitable, pretty much on a daily basis.
Get the fuck outta my heart, outta my head and outta my face!
Disappear.

The End.

Clean Bill of Health

It has been just over a year since I had an abnormal PAP. I had some extensive and very invasive gynecological procedures done to determine that I had abnormal cells on my cervix that were the cancer causing variety. After that round of tests, including a colposcopy which fucking SUCKED it was determined that no cancer was present but there were cellular changes that if multiplied could feasibly turn into cervical cancer. This morning I got the results of my yearly exam. NORMAL. Nothing awry. Happy cervix. Happy Angelina. Big fucking sigh of relief. And here is a jellyfish photo I took that looks like a cervix: