The Ex-files.

It is a truly wonderful and amazing thing when you realize you are truly friends with your ex.

Current Fave Jamz

Dynamite-Taio Cruz (it's sooo top 40, but it's sooo bangin'!)

Club Can't Handle Me (feat. David Guetta)-Flo Rida (see above)

Letting Go (Dutty Love)-Sean Kingston Ft. Nicki Minaj (dis my JAM)

Young Forever (Eyes Dubstep Remix)-Jay-Z (I am apparently the only person/dj not completely obsessed with dubstep at the moment, not every fucking song needs a dubstep remix, but there are some rare gems)

I Can Make The Pain Disappear-Fear of Tigers (so clubby, so euro!)

Coochie Dip City-Das Racist (das good shit)

My Jamaican Guy-Grace Jones (LL Cool J was a genius to sample this)

Don't Stop Just Dance-Lady Gaga x Journey x DJ Slink (I want to hate it, but alas, I cannot, Gaga? Journey? What's not to love?!)

Chattanooga Choo Choo (DMoeFunk Club Mix)-The Andrews Sisters (remix by my dj homie and sometimes gig partner Dan Moe, an amazing dj and all around stellar dude)

Hang With Me (Avicii Remix)-Robyn (all Robyn all the time!)

Candy-Cameo (man, fuck Word Up, this is the best Cameo song)


Good Times-Roll Deep (some real English club shit! Reminds me of 90's Corona, which is a good thing)

Mr. Postman (Dubstep Refix)-Cragga (yeah, yeah, I've heard it a bijillion times too, but there's a reason for it!)

Bad Romance (Grum Remix)-Lady Gaga (so New Wave! Best Gaga remix ever)

Jotkut Muijat ft. Mariska-Lord Est (Bollywoooood!)

Half Light II (No Celebration)-Arcade Fire (it's the anthem, get your damn hands up)

Tarzan Boy-Baltimora (I will always play this song, forever and a day)

Fuck You-Cee Lo Green (duh)

The Opposite Of Adults (KIDS)-Chiddy Bang (I love this shit)

Tik Tok (Fred Falke Remix Club)-Ke$ha (awesome remix, that Kesha ho has the best producers)

Song For No One-Miike Snow (I dig all their shit, but this is my fave)

Cooler Than Me (Gigamesh Remix)-Mike Posner (the lyrics are dum dum but the song is goodish, remix is better, like Sister Act 2)

I'm A Lady (Diplo Mix Ft Amanda Blank)-Santogold (Santigold, whatever, potato, potahhhhto, good song)

I Need A Light-Warren G. (endearingly sad and soulful)



And that's the short list!
xo

*POOF*! Be gone.

I wish some people would just drop off the face of the fucking earth. Or go live on a remote island somewhere completely out of my periphery. Mostly I wish I didn't feel like a caged animal every time I saw them, which is inevitable, pretty much on a daily basis.
Get the fuck outta my heart, outta my head and outta my face!
Disappear.

The End.

Clean Bill of Health

It has been just over a year since I had an abnormal PAP. I had some extensive and very invasive gynecological procedures done to determine that I had abnormal cells on my cervix that were the cancer causing variety. After that round of tests, including a colposcopy which fucking SUCKED it was determined that no cancer was present but there were cellular changes that if multiplied could feasibly turn into cervical cancer. This morning I got the results of my yearly exam. NORMAL. Nothing awry. Happy cervix. Happy Angelina. Big fucking sigh of relief. And here is a jellyfish photo I took that looks like a cervix:

28.

I am 28 years young today.

Out of the darkness and into the light.